Yearly Archives: 2007

Ernest Angley King of the Televangelist Toupee Crowd

Believe it or not one of the most popular posts on this blog, out of over 1,000 posts I’ve made, is this one I did on Ernest Angley back in April, 2006.  It gets a lot of traffic from people who search the term "Ernest Angley" on Google (six people just this morning) and as you can see from the comments on my post he still has his share of supporters.

Today the folks at Boing Boing pointed to a blog called Televangelists with Toupees and that site ranked good ol’ Ernest’s mop as the number one televangelist toupee. The site claims that Ernest once offered locks of his dead wife’s hair in exchange for a donation and it also has a Youtube video of one of Ernest’s 80s era promos, but I wanted to find a video that would give you an idea of what made him the finest in unintentional late night comedy in the days before cable.  Here it is:

Lourdes Help Us

I’m not sure what I find weirdest about this story:

  • The Vatican has started an air service, right now just one 737 painted in "yellow-and-white papal livery", offering flights to Lourdes from Rome. They hope to expand service to "Fatima in Portugal, Santiago de Compostela in Spain, and possibly even Jerusalem."  Too bad "Virgin Air" was already taken, huh?
  • The in flight refreshment was swordfish  canapes.  What, no peanuts?
  • French officials wouldn’t let some of the holy flyers keep their holy water for the return trip, forcing them to abandon their "plastic containers in the shape of the Madonna."  Apparently the plastic Madonna’s held more than the allowable 100ml. One man decided to drink his holy water rather than leave it with security.
  • The water from the Lourdes spring is so valuable that it will cost you £64 for a litre.

I wonder how Catholics around the world are feeling about their contributions to the collection plate these days?

Mr. Snow Back at Work, but Not at Lewisville Elementary

According to the report from WXII the investigation of Mr. Snow by the Forsyth County Sheriff’s Department is continuing, but by state law the school system had to make a decision about his employment status by last night so they gave him a non-teaching role within the school system.  On the boob tube this morning the Fox morning show had a scroll at the bottom of the screen about Mr. Snow and I thought it said that he had been cleared by the sheriff’s office, but the story on their website is the same as WXII’s. The stories also say that Lewisville Elementary’s parents were notified of the decision yesterday, but since our kids are all now in middle or high school we didn’t get the message. 

The Winston-Salem Journal offers more depth in their coverage.  Here’s what they have about the school system’s move:

School officials
are allowed to suspend teachers with pay for 90 days. Yesterday was the
last day that Snow could be suspended, so school officials had to
either reach an agreement with him to extend the suspension or allow
him to return to work.

“We have decided not to ask for an extension of his suspension,” Davis said.

“We were at the
90th day,” he said. “We simply felt, based upon the information we had,
that we had to move forward, so we certainly were in a situation where
we had to balance our interest in protecting students with Mr. Snow’s
right to be employed in some manner.”

Snow’s new position is a lateral transfer, meaning that there is no change in his pay.

As an instructional technologist, Snow will help teachers develop ways to integrate technology into the curriculum.

“Our assistant
superintendent for technology was familiar with him. He’s not a techie
person, but he knows how to use technology in the classroom,”
Superintendent Don Martin said.

Snow will work with teachers after school and occasionally will work in schools during the instructional day.

He will not work
directly with students, but he might demonstrate model lessons in
classrooms with the teachers present, said Betty Weycker, the assistant
superintendent for technology.

No matter what the sheriff’s office findings turn out to be the school system’s decision here is going to make for some interesting discussion.  The fact that they are acknowledging that Mr. Snow will have interaction with students at some point is not going to please the parents at those schools since they don’t know anything about the man other than he’s been accused of something and since no one knows what that something is they’re going to do what 99% of humanity does and assume the worst.  They aren’t going to be happy that their children will be exposed to someone of whom they assume the worst.

Here’s another quote from the Journal article given by the school system’s attorney:

“Based upon the information that has been provided to us, this is an appropriate resolution at this time,” Davis said.

It seems to me that the sheriff’s department (and maybe Tom Keith’s office) have put the school system in a tough spot by not getting this investigation done in a more timely fashion.  By state law they had to either reinstate him or get him to agree to an extension of his suspension.  Unfortunately for everyone involved they are not allowed to describe the charges against Mr. Snow, only saying that he’s been suspended due to accusations of impropriety.  Everyone assumes it’s against a student, but it could have been a fellow teacher or employee at the school.  Why does it make a difference?  Because parents would be a lot less nervous about their kid being around an adult accused of cussing out a co-worker than one accused of inappropriate conduct with a student.

And what if the charges against Mr. Snow are false and were made by a co-worker who doesn’t like him?  Then the extended investigation prevents him from clearing his name and keeps him from a job he loves and away from kids who thrived under his tutelage.   

I don’t know Mr. Snow personally, having only met him in passing at school functions, but my wife worked with him when she was a chaperone for the 5th grade trip to Camp Hanes and several friends have known him and his family for years.  Two of my children were students of his.  From what I know I can tell you that I would not hesitate to allow my kids in his classroom.  And although a lot of my feeling is based on what I’ve heard from friends and family, part of it is based on my belief that if there was something to be found, if the accusations were true then the school system wouldn’t dare put him in a position with any interaction with students.  If there’s one thing they fear more than breaking state law it’s opening themselves up to possible lawsuits from parents if they ended up putting students in harms way.

Let me end by saying that if the sheriff and Mr. Keith want to serve their community in this case then they need to light a fire under the butts of whoever’s running this investigation and get it done.

links for 2007-08-30

This Ain’t Charlotte’s Web

Spiderswebtexas
Texas, home to worthless professional football teams (Dallas Cowgirls) and second-tier BBQ, is also home to one gigantic spider web:

If you hate creepy-crawlies, you might want to avoid Lake Tawakoni
State Park where a 200-yard stretch along a nature trail has been
blanketed by a sprawling spider web that has engulfed seven large
trees, dozens of bushes and even the weedy ground.

But if you hate mosquitoes, you might just love this bizarre web.

"At
first, it was so white it looked like fairyland," said park
superintendent Donna Garde. "Now it’s filled with so many mosquitoes
that it’s turned a little brown. There are times you can literally hear
the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs."

Oh, how I’d love to hear the harmonic screech of millions of mosquitoes.  Sounds to me like Texas-style justice for the little bloodsuckers.  The only thing better would be to hear similar screeching from the Cowgirls as the Redskins crush them on November 18 and December 30.

Calling Time

Anyone under the age of 40 will probably shocked to know that there is, or was, a phone number you can call to get the time.  To be honest I’d totally forgotten about it, but when I was a kid everyone knew the number to call to get the universally accepted accurate time.  I seem to recall needing it after power outages, but now that we all have cell phones that give us the time I guess the numbers just aren’t needed by most of us anymore.

I was reminded of the call for time by this article in the LA Times about AT&T shutting down their time phone service in Southern California.  From the article I gleaned some interesting info about the phone company’s time machines:

Richard Frenkiel was assigned to work on the time machines when he
joined Bell Labs in the early 1960s. He described the devices as large
drums about 2 feet in diameter, with as many as 100 album-like audio
tracks on the exterior. Whenever someone called time, the drums would
start turning and a message would begin, with different tracks mixed
together on the fly…

Phone companies have been providing the time to callers since the
1920s. In the early days, live operators read the time off clocks on
the wall.

In the 1930s, an Atlanta company called Audichron devised a system for
the time to be provided automatically. Audichron leased its technology
to phone companies nationwide, often with sponsorship from local
businesses.

Time ladies — and a few gentlemen — came and went over the years.
Then, in the 1950s, a woman named Mary Moore emerged as the nation’s
leading time-teller.

Her reading of hours, minutes and seconds was delivered in a
distinctive if somewhat prissy tone. Moore’s odd pronunciation of the
numbers 5 ("fiyev") and 9 ("niyun") influenced a generation of
operators, much as flying ace Chuck Yeager’s West Virginia drawl is
said to have been adopted by innumerable airline pilots.

By far the most prominent time lady was Jane Barbe, who succeeded Moore
at Audichron in the 1960s. A former big band singer, Barbe (pronounced
"Barbie") went on to become the voice of recorded telephone messages in the 1970s and ’80s in the United States and elsewhere.

It used to be that you could look in the front of your phone book to get the number to call for time and weather, but after digging out our phone book I don’t see it.  Anyone know if we have a number to call anymore here in Winston-Salem?

One More Reason to Hate Flying

One of the folks at Boing Boing got caught up in a TSA snag at LAX:

  I flew from JFK to LAX today, and something really weird happened when I arrived (at about 230PM local time).

I walked from the arrival gate towards baggage claim, and when I was
about halfway there, all of a sudden about a dozen or more TSA
personnel and private security staff appeared, shouting STOP WHERE YOU
ARE. FREEZE. DO NOT MOVE. Not just at me, but all of the travelers who
happened to be wandering through the hallway at that moment.

Some of the TSA guards then backed up against walls in the hallway, and
sort of barked at anyone who tried to move a few feet away from their
"spot," like towards chairs to sit down or whatever…

After 30 minutes, the TSA people said, okay, you may leave now. And
everyone unfroze, and went and got their bags. No explanation. I guess
I should have pressed for an explanation, or demanded to know why we
were being held without our consent and without a provided reason, but
I was really tired and just wanted to get the hell out of there and go
home. Perhaps I was wrong to have just walked away.

Add this kind of experience to extended delays, cancelled flights, seats that most 10 year olds can barely fit in and having to mull about with thousands of other travelers just as annoyed as you are and you can see why I don’t fly anymore unless I absolutely have to.

Lewisville Elementary Has New Principal; Still No Word on Mr. Snow

Winston-Salem Forsyth County Schools announced the appointment of Debbie Hampton as principal of Lewisville Elementary.  She was the principal of Fair Grove Elementary in Lexington, NC before being hired for the Lewisville position.

You may recall that longtime Lewisville Elementary principal Ron Rash requested a transfer to a new position at the end of last year and he was given the slot at South Fork Elementary.  This came on the heels of the second suspension of Lewisville science teacher Alan Snow which is a case that is still being investigated by the Forsyth County Sheriff’s Department. 

You also may recall that Rash asked for the transfer at the beginning of the summer, yet according to the Winston-Salem Journal article from August 19 they planned on interviewing three finalists for the position yesterday and having a hiring recommendation ready for the school board at last night’s meeting.  Seems like a pretty quick process to me, but maybe that’s standard operating procedure.  Either way I would have thought they’d want the principal in place before school started and also would have wanted the new principal to have time to get to know her staff before students hit the classrooms.

It should be a very interesting time for Principal Hampton over the next month or so, especially if the allegations against Mr. Snow are found to be without standing and he’s returned to the classroom.  I wouldn’t want to be in her shoes, but I do wish her the best of luck.

Poaching Teachers

The Winston-Salem Journal had an article today about the Winston-Salem Forsyth County School Board meeting last night.  According to the article the school board is concerned with the fact that we’re losing math teachers to neighboring Guilford County due to Guilford’s practice of offering bonuses to teachers who agree to teach in underperforming schools.  According to the article Forsyth is getting by with "lateral-entry or unlicensed interim teachers to teach several math classes" and they still have a couple of vacancies.

What’s interesting is that Guilford’s program was highlighted in a New York Times piece earlier this week which caused Greensboro-based journalist Ed Cone to post a piece questioning why he read about the program in the New York Times and not in the Greensboro News & Record. I left a comment on Ed’s post pointing out an N-R article about the incentives back in April of 06 and a subsequent article in the Journal this April highlighting Forsyth’s concerns with losing teachers to Guilford due to incentives.  So while Ed’s post had more to do with the N-R being trumped on a local story by a national paper, it offers an interesting look at the issue from Guilford County’s perspective as well as Forsyth’s.

Another commenter on Ed’s post was the education reporter for the N&R and that reporter was asked by yet another commenter if the N-R reporters collaborated with the Journal reporter who did the April 07 story on the incentives article.  Not surprisingly the answer was "no" but it got me to thinking that this could really be a great story if explored from both sides. 

Obviously Guilford’s incentive plan has been an issue for at least a year, but before Forsyth County officials start their own incentive program I’d at least like to know how many teachers Forsyth lost to Guilford before they make that move.  In other words will the Journal or the N-R offer up an article showing how many teachers Guilford poached from neighboring school districts, or how many young teachers just out of school opted for Guilford over Forsyth thanks to the incentives?  Another way to frame the question is "What’s the return on investment for incentives and are they a stop-gap fix or a long-term situation we’ll have to live with for years to come?"  From Guilford’s perspective what happens if Forsyth adds incentives; do they up the ante?  From Forsyth’s perspective are we sure we want to get in the arms race, and if so what’s it going to cost?  Forsyth just passed a bond to pay for school expansion and renovation so where’s the money going to come from for incentives if they do get into the arms race?

I guess the point I’m trying to make is that this would seem to be exactly the kind of story that newspapers traditionally have sunk their teeth into.  They can get into more depth than the local TV and radio outlets and the issue is one that local residents pay attention to, so it should be a pretty easy editorial decision.  Although the Journal and N-R are ostensibly competitors the reality is that the Journal covers the western Triad and NW North Carolina for the most part and the N-R concentrates on the eastern Triad.  Sure there’s some overlap (Kernersville for instance), but since both have had to trim staff maybe it would make sense, as Jim Caserta pointed out in his comment at Ed’s site, to share some common resources and then put their own market-centric spin on the final stories.  The Journal could handle all the Forsyth interviews and data gathering and the N-R could do the same in Guilford.   

What’s that saying? Oh, yeah: Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Then there’s that other saying: When pigs fly.