Yearly Archives: 2007

Croc Hunter, Winston-Salem Style

Esbee, a.k.a. Life in Forsyth, shares an email from Wake Forest News Service that warns folks about a two foot alligator in Lake Katherine at Reynolda Gardens.  The university police ask that you stay away from the gator and if you do see it to call them and report its exact location. 

To heck with that.  Daddy needs a new pair of shoes so I think it’s time to go hunting. 

But no, it seems I’m too late.  The butler did it (from the W-S Journal):

Van Walls, a butler
at Graylyn International Conference Center, across from Reynolda House,
found the alligator on the center’s driveway Sunday afternoon. He
spotted it after a woman came in saying she had just seen it crossing
Reynolda Road.

“It’s the only guest I ever had hiss at me before,” Walls said.

Walls threw his dress coat over the nearly 2-foot-long alligator before grabbing it by the back of the neck and tail.

Then he put it in a box and took it home.

He started calling such places as the N.C. Zoo near Asheboro in search of someone to take the critter…

Meanwhile, Wake
Forest University police had been on the lookout for the alligator
since Friday, after officers verified a reported sighting and spotted
it themselves.

It was seen soaking up some sun on a log in a pond on the grounds of Reynolda House.

Walls didn’t know
that authorities were looking for the alligator until a supervisor told
him yesterday that university officials sent a campuswide e-mail out
about the search for the alligator.

Walls then told campus police that he had the alligator.

Police alerted Matt
Craven, a local wildlife rehabilitator, who had been trying to catch
the alligator. Craven, who specializes in rescuing and moving reptiles,
went to Walls’ house last night and got the alligator, which appeared
to be healthy.

He then went back to
the Wake Forest campus to show the alligator to university police
before taking it to his home in Mocksville.

Man this story has everything.  It’s wild enough that there’s an alligator strolling across Reynolda but who knew that we still have butlers around?  And then the dude catches the gator and takes it home, but doesn’t know that Mocksville’s very own croc hunter is out looking for it so the school ends up sending out an alert warning people to look out for the man-eater. Well, maybe that’s a stretch.  Take a look at the Journal’s pic (taken by Walt Unks) of the critter and decide if you think it a man eater or an ankle biter:
Wsgator

Money Can’t Buy Love, or Apparently an Education in DC

Having grown up in the DC area I’m well familiar with the plight of the DC public schools.  It seems that every August there were stories about the school system not being able to open certain schools because repairs weren’t finished or about schools not being habitable at all.  This year the Washington Post did an investigative piece about the schools that does a nice job of explaining what’s wrong with the DC schools.  Here’s one telling statistic from the piece:

The District spends $12,979 per pupil each year, ranking it
third-highest among the 100 largest districts in the nation. But most
of that money does not get to the classroom. D.C. schools rank first in
the share of the budget spent on administration, last in spending on
teachers and instruction.

This has been an ongoing problem for DC.  They regularly spend more money per pupil on education than surrounding counties in suburban Maryland and Virginia but their schools lag far behind.  The argument is often made that DC has a larger challenge than the suburban counties because of the huge number of impoverished and minority students, but if you compare it to Prince Georges County, MD which borders it to the east you get a good idea of exactly how bad the DC school system is. The following numbers are pulled from the Standard & Poors SchoolMatters site:

  • PG County spent $8,260 per student in 2004 compared to $12,959 for DC
  • PG County had 136,095 students vs. 72,714 for DC
  • 45% of PG County students are economically disadvantaged vs. 65% for DC
  • 10% of PG County students are disabled vs. 16% for DC

So you can see that while DC is definitely more impoverished than PG County it’s not like PG is a "rich" county.  You also see that PG only spends 2/3 of what DC spends on education per student so I’d say this is not an "apples vs. oranges" comparison.  And how do the students perform in these systems?

  • Reading proficiency: PG 59%, DC 35%
  • Math proficiency: PG 53%, DC 44%

I’m no fan of "No Child Left Behind" but it does at least give us a basic benchmark for student achievement and you can see that DC is seriously failing its kids.  PG County is below the Maryland state average, spends lots less than DC and still thumps the District in student achievement.

As you read the Post investigative piece you find lots of anecdotal evidence as to why the DC schools are so bad and I encourage you to read it, but to me the most important take away is that it is not how much you spend on education but how you allocate your spending. 

When our own school system floated a school bond last year I argued that we need to think about spending more on teachers, i.e. reducing average class size, and less on new buildings.  I’d rather my kids have a class of 15 kids in a trailer than 30 in an educational Taj Mahal.

Unfortunately for the kids of DC they don’t even get trailers.  They get to "learn" from often unqualified teachers in buildings falling down around their ears while school administrators pad their own pockets and run the system into the ground.  As the New York Times said the schools in our nation’s capital are a disgrace (thanks to Sue Polinsky for linking to the op-ed) and it’s high time that someone did something about it.

Familianthropology

Cardcallmaker
I’m adding a new category to this old blog: familianthropology.  The category is dedicated to things I find that might help explain to my children the world their parents and grandparents grew up in.  This inaugural post features an old advertisement for the "Card Callmaker" (picture to the left, found via Boing Boing) circa 1973.  Although my family didn’t have one, and I seriously doubt Celeste’s did either, this ad shows two pieces of technology my kids have not encountered: rotary dial phones and punch cards.  To be more accurate the kids have seen a rotary phone but whenever Celeste and I have tried to explain the old punch card computers the kids have looked at us like we have trees growing out of our ears.  Hopefully this will help.

Speaking of rotary phones, I was watching TNT’s The Closer the other night and noticed that the Kyra Sedgwick character has a pink rotary phone in her room.  There’s a scene where she’s calling someone and it is absolutely torturous to watch her dial, waiting for the wheel to come back to zero before dialing the next number.  How did we ever tolerate such inconvenience?

Mrs. Tarmey at Bookmarks 2007

Danielle Tarmey was one of my daughter Erin’s 5th grade teachers the year we moved to Lewisville and she was one of our son Justin’s 5th grade teachers this last year.  She and her husband, Joseph Mills, co-authored A Guide to North Carolina Wineries and they will be appearing at the Bookmarks 2007 festival this Saturday (Sep. 8) at Historic Bethabara Park.  Unfortunately Justin will be out of town, but Erin’s soccer game is in that neck of the woods on Saturday so we should get the chance to swing by and check out the festival and say hi to Mrs. Tarmey.

CelJon

Celjon
What happens when you morph two 41 year old folks who’ve been married for 15 years?  The picture to the left is the morphed pictures of my wife, Celeste, and me, Jon.  The result is CelJon.  Here’s the link to the web page that shows the original pictures and the result. I’m pretty sure our kids are grateful that this isn’t how genetics work.

Want to do your own morph?  It’s free at www.morphthing.com.