From Boing Boing:

A man bought an iPod from a Wal-Mart. It was a Christmas gift for his
daughter. When she opened it, it didn’t contain an iPod. It contained a
note, set in ransom-letter type, that read:

"Reclaim your mind from the media’s shackles. Read a book and
resurect [sic] yourself. To claim your capitalistic garbage go to your
nearest Apple store."

Jay Ellis, the girls father, returned the iPod to the Germantown, Md.
Wal-Mart store where he purchased it. The store manger told him that
another customer returned an iPod with a similar issue.