What is Proper Bank Robbing Attire?

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I read this item about a bank robbery in Clemmons this morning because I was just by that bank yesterday.  In fact I go by that bank all the time so the story was bound to grab my attention.  What kept my attention was this paragraph from the story:

The culprit took an undisclosed amount of money. He was described as a
black man, about 5 feet, 6 inches to 5 feet, 9 inches tall. He was
wearing a blue bathrobe, and his face was covered, authorities said.

Talk about the ultimate in business casual!  In days past you could count on thieves to at least wear coveralls, some even with their name tag still stitched on the chest, but today’s Felonious Monks don’t even bother to get dressed. Truly our world is going to hell in a handbasket.


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