The guy pictured to the left is a convict in Utah who is accused of killing a corrections officer during an escape attempt.  He was free for a part of one morning, but can you imagine this guy trying to go underground for any amount of time?  I don’t think dying his hair would do much good.

More evidence that this guy is probably a few bricks shy of a full load: he managed to tick off his fellow white supremacists in the prison system so he was being held in a single-bed cell for his own protection.  Even in prison this guy’s gonna stand out so I don’t think he’ll have a real positive incarceration experience.