In an effort to beat my cousins to the punch I’m going to show you what I meant by my predisposition to pastels in college.  On top of that I looked like I was about 12 when I was in college.  How the hell did I ever get a date?

Here’s another fairly bad picture of me to be found online:


It was during my "I wonder what I’d look like if I put on 15 pounds in six months and crop my hair" phase and was taken at ConvergeSouth in 05.  I look like some kind of deranged Chia pet. BTW, I’m the one on the left.  I wouldn’t want poor Roch to be cursed with anyone thinking he’s me.