So I’m browsing Craigslist/Winston-Salem and under the Services/Creative category I come across this posting:

award winning writer available to write for you
Hello, I am an award winning writer, in poetry, lyrics, and short
stories. I have 30yrs exp. I am available to write anything you may
need written. Please contact me for furthur details.

I guess we need look no furthur as our praiers have bene anwswered, in writeeng no less.