Joe over at Joe Write points to a tank for sale on Amazon.com and he rightly recommends reading the comments at the bottom.  Very entertaining.

Me, I’d love to get one of these, grab some buddies, stock the beer, attach a coop filled with quail to the top and then park it in front of the Veep’s ranch, "Fuddville" during his next hunting trip.  When he comes out one of us will shout "Pull!" over the tank’s insane sound system and then let the quail go.  As pellets bounce harmlessly off our tank we’ll laugh hysterically as all the birds fly away unharmed to freedom.

BTW, I’m amazed no one picked up on the idea that based on his hunting prowess we’re very lucky that the Veep didn’t serve in Vietnam.