It ain’t exactly something you’d find a normal person drooling over, but if the average person lived in my house and all your tools seem to disappear into the same magic black hole that swallows all my socks then I think average drooling would commence.

This 21st century variant of the Swiss Army knife is exactly the kind of thing I desperately need. 

Onyx version please.  You can find it here.

Thanks to bookofjoe for the tip.