Fark has a couple of good headlines today:

"New York City to end fiscal year with $3.2 billion surplus. Plans to give it all to the Yankees in hopes of buying a decent team"

"Runaway bride offers apology. CNN yet to apologize for deeming this newsworthy"

"Hard-hitting investigative journalists discover recent phenomenon of lawmakers flying on corporate jets" – which links to this story on MSNBC.

There’s more so just go to their website to enjoy them.  (Mom, don’t go if you don’t want to see pictures of scantily clad women, etc.  The site IS run by a 20- or 30-something year old dude.)