I’m a devoted fan of Fark.com, much to the chagrine of people like my mom.  Honestly my favorite part of the site is the headlines they come up with, so I’ve decided to add a new category to this site called "Fark Headline." 

This is my way of paying homage to the sophomoric view of life, which I suspect many 38 year old men share.  Here’s my favorite headline today:

Embattled polygamous police chief says religion
doesn’t rule his job, but admits in domestic disturbance calls, often
finds himself asking, "Would the four of you quiet down?"