Author Archives: Jon Lowder

And You Thought Your Car Was Expensive

Although I live in NASCAR country I didn't grow up here, so a lot of it is kind of new to me.  Take the money involved; I've always realized that there's major money in racing, but until I read Mike Mullhern's post about a recent owner's meeting I didn't really realize exactly how much money is involved.  Check this out:

"And the owners really need to get together and agree to stop paying these drivers $10 million. We've got a good deal with our drivers….but we've had drivers come to use asking for $12 million to drive the car…

"These special pit crews are so costly – ours are earning more than the rest of the guys on the team who are working seven days a week. I understand pit stops are cool, but my gosh these special crews are prohibitively expensive. They make half-again as much as the regular crew guys.

"On top of that, the tire bill each weekend for each car is $30,000. They've got to get that down to $20,000.

"And the motor bill is $100,000 per car…and you've got to get that down to $60,000 or $70,000. And the only way to do that is to run fewer miles.

"Those $12,000 to $15,000 special high-pressure radiators – most teams tried them but got away from them. We use the standard $2,000 radiator…

"The money in these cars is in motors and tires. On each of our teams, there's $4.5 million a year in engines and tires that's just 'gone.' That's the problem."

Well, you can forget me complaining about my $95/tire special at Discount Tire.  Sheesh. 

Every Vacation Should Include a Salvage

Last night we were cleaning up after dinner when Celeste’s Uncle Johnny got a call from his neighbor. The neighbor’s boat had sunk while tied to his dock and he was looking for some help. The three men and two teenage boys in the house made our way to the neighbor’s dock and found what looked like a lost cause to me.

The boat was on it’s side and all but the bow was under water. The tide was coming in and was pushing the boat under the floating dock. Lots of ideas were contributed (I, an English major was conspicuously silent), but Celeste’s cousin Ricky, an engineer, came up with a plan involving straps hooked to the dock’s pylons, Johnny’s boat, a couple of pieces of lumber and a lot of manpower.

Thankfully we were able to get the boat level and as the tide started to go out we were able to get the boat high enough in the water to start bailing out the boat and then get the bilge pump working. Four hours later we had it on a trailer in Johnny’s driveway and Ricky was working on the engine trying to get the saltwater out and WD-40 in. Keep in mind the last couple of hours of the project were done in the dark.

Pictured below is the boat on the trailer this morning.

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Unintentional DIY

So apparently the dude who installed our washer and dryer thought that the setup pictured below would be adequate for venting the dryer. As a result our laundry room became a sauna. Literally, the wallpaper started coming off the wall.

The installer also didn’t seem to know the difference between hot and cold since he hooked the hot water hose to the cold input and vice versa.

While I made a trip to the hardware store for a new vent kit, Celeste called the store that sold us the appliances. The third person she talked to was the operations manager and he asked her what she’d like him to do. When she said she’d like a refund for the original vent kit we’d purchased from them ($19.95) he said he couldn’t do that since it was a delivery issue. Whaaaaat? The fourth person she talked to said that he’d be happy to refund the cost of the vent kit.

The new vent kit was successfully installed by yours truly and seems to be working properly. Celeste’s head came close to spinning off, but a couple of margaritas later she seems to be working properly too. Same with yours truly.

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